barbara walters just said penis...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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