Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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