Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Randomize
