Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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