shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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