Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He? As in you personified your dick?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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