Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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