walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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