Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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