Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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