I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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