Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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