But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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