so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Randomize
