Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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