Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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