thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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