Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
