They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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