Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off