She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.