You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died