we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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