she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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