It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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