They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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