Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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