its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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