That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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