Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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