did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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