To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
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Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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