new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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