We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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