You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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