2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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