SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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