I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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