quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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