I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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