I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
