ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
