Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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