discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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