idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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