that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We don't watch enough power rangers
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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