we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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