I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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