Buhtt sex?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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