Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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