You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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