Where is the hickey?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
As shirtless as possible
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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