Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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