she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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