I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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