I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Holy sore nipples Batman
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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