Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize