Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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