Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Floor bacon is actually really good
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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