i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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